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rubee: “ nigga-chan: “ i like how the deer in the back is like “Why the fuck aint she playin me no song?” ” whatever bitch the flute is gay as fuck anyway ”
nigga-chan

i like how the deer in the back is like “Why the fuck aint she playin me no song?” 

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whatever bitch the flute is gay as fuck anyway

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  • girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*
  • girl: dad can I keep it
  • dad: no there's no hope for it let's go
  • girl: dad u idiot u don't get me
  • girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*
  • *cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*
  • dad: how dare u
  • girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special
  • girl: *enters race*
  • girl: *wins*
  • dad: u make me so proud
  • horse: *whinnies*
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i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

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Things overheard in my ap classes:

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  • “Dude. I’m going to get so hammered this weekend.”
  • “I have to read crime and punishment by Monday- I’ll just do it all Sunday night" 
  • “If you could get full ride to any college by killing a man, would you do it?” “In a second.”
  • [A guy showing a girl how to put notes into a calculator in order to cheat on the AP calc BC test]  “My morals have crashed like the Russian economy after the collapse of the USSR.”
  • “What class is this?” “AP FIGHT CLUB”
  • “What if we all just didn’t show up for graduation?”
  •  “It is my unalienable right to not be here right now. I’m entitled to the pursuit of happiness and this isn’t it.” 
  • “I’ll pay you $15 to do my physics homework.” “Shit, I’ll do it for free if you do my lit homework.”
  • [1st hour AP Human Geo: A girl pours a bottle of mountain dew and a can of monster into a thermos, shakes it up, and drinks it in one go.] “I have tests in every hour today and I got 15 minutes of sleep. Desperate times, ya know?”
  • “But if you’re valedictorian, and she’s salutoriain, and the six of us are top 2%, then who’s driving the bus?”
  • “so. did anyone do the calc homework?” *chorus of no’s* “you know, i don’t know why I even asked.”
  • “maybe if we all pretend we don’t know what we’re doing, he’ll move the calculus test.” “Honey, I don’t even need to pretend.”
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legallychic: “Since I consider myself a big sis to all of you, I have made a small list of academic and misc. tips to make college/university not suck as bad. Academic• If you get distracted in large lecture halls, sit in the front row. I discovered...
legallychic

Since I consider myself a big sis to all of you, I have made a small list of academic and misc. tips to make college/university not suck as bad.

Academic

  1. If you get distracted in large lecture halls, sit in the front row. I discovered in large classes that I was sometimes more focused on the girl in front of me being on facebook, than I was on the actual lecture. Sitting in the front is always a good idea. It is honestly the easiest tip I have for you.
  2. RECORD YOUR LECTURES! How ever you decide to take notes, you can also record your lectures. I use notability to take notes and to record my lectures with. When reviewing before an exam, recordings are a lifesaver. Also just reviewing after class, it deff helps to clear up anything that was slightly unclear in your notes.
  3. Dress comfy for class. Literally no one care what you wear to class. Don’t feel like you haaaave to look cute, I understand wanting to look good to feel good for yourself but sometimes nike shorts are gonna be your best option.
  4. Book group study rooms in the library. If your libraries on campus are anything like mine, they’re always packed. BUUUUUT it is very likely that your library has a way to reserve library rooms, thus guaranteeing you a silent study place on campus. Book ahead for finals week!!
  5. GOOGLE DOCS. Once you make a good study group, condense all of your notes together on a google doc shared between you all. Google docs and slides  are also amazing for group projects and presentations. Become familiar with both, they are your new best friends.

Misc.

  1. Starbucks has a loyalty program, get on it. I worked as a barista and literally the gold card program starbucks has will safe you a ton. There are literally 10 Starbucks on my campus, you will become familiar with yours. Download the app and start collecting points now! Also a pro-tip, skip the lattes and frappuccinos. Drip coffee is the best option for you, it is cheaper, better for you, and has the most caffeine besides the iced coffee. Also, once you’re a loyalty member at starbucks, refills on all coffee and tea is FREE. 
  2. Keep snacks in your bag, it’s not rocket science. You get hungry, eat. The more protein, the better. 
  3. Easy way to talk to someone in class. Pull out a pack of gum. Has not changed from high school. Having “class friends” is needed. They’re great for getting notes from if you miss class and for getting together to study with!
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2019 Word Tracking Spreadsheet

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For those who have been waiting for this spreadsheet, here it is! Sorry to be so late. For those who haven’t seen this before, please take a look, use if you’d like, and share if you want to. All I ask is that if you make changes and spread the changed sheet around, please credit me as the original inspiration and link back to the original as well.

2019 Word Tracking Spreadsheet

Instructions and explanation are behind a cut/read more to save your feed/dash. This spreadsheet was developed because I found that it helped me keep myself moving forward from year to year, and I’ve been using it since 2012. I’ve been sharing it after folks asked what I was using to track my words, and it has evolved over the years into the version below. The instructions include screenshots from the 2018 spreadsheet (and are copied from then) because I need to get this out and the sheet has not changed.

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